Former FUCKING Dodger, Marlin, Red Sox, and beau of universal hottie Alyssa Milano, Brad Penny will be signed by the San Francisco Giants if he clears waivers within the hour.
Penny has been known to be a serious dickwad, but, we’re used to that. We did afterall employ Jeff Kent and Barry Bonds for a number [...]

That might have been one of the best, if not the best moment, in the last few years other than Bonds doing his thing in 07. And from all people…Edgar Renteria? The same Renteria who’s struggled to hit the ball past the pitcher so many times, or even better, just make contact?
I guess all is [...]

Rockies – 0
Giants – 2

You have to wonder what Lincecum was thinking all night, don’t you? Another knockout performance and the Giants piss their pants worse than a 4 year old at Disneyland for their first time. I mean seriously – how many players did they plan on leaving in scoring position? 932? They really [...]

There were rumors yesterday that the Giants actually claimed Cubs starter Rich Harden off waivers, but, it looks like it was actually the all-time saves leader Trevor Hoffman who they grabbed.
The Giants, along with every other team could use some help in the bullpen, so claiming Hoffman wasn’t a bad idea at all but it’s [...]

No excuses. None.
Sure, the injury bug hit at the wrong time. No, Bengie Molina wont be playing tonight nor much of the series due to a strained calf. And no, Pablo Sandoval wont be playing Friday night and it’s possible he may miss the entire series. Freddy Sanchez sits on the DL. But, we’re home. [...]